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Как итальянец отдохнул в Лондоне... Я плакаль ;D

Dear Signore Direttore,
Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as young man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see is not shit in my bed. How can sleep with no shit in my bed? So, I colla down the recepcione and tella: "I wanna shit". "Go to the toillet". I say: "No, no, I wanna shit in my bed". They say: "You betta no shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch".
What is sonnawabitch? Go down for ristorant for breakfast. I order bacon, eggs, and two pisses of toast. I got only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and pointa of toast: " I wanna piss". She tella me: "Go to the toillet". I say: " I wanna piss on my plate". She then say to me: " You bloody fellow not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". Second person who do not even know me and colla me sonnawabitch! What is sonnawabitch? Later I go for dinner into ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella
waitress: "I wanna fock", and she tella me: "Shure, everybody wanna fock". I tella her: "No, no, you don?t understend me. I wanna fock on the table". "Get your ass out of here, she say to me". So, I go to the recepcione and ask for the billa. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I have pay the billa, the porter say to me: " Thank you and peace on you". I say: "
Piss on you too, you sonnawabich". I go back to Italy! I nevermore comma stay in your hotella you sonnawabitch